This man took so much longer to crack than I would have what a PROFESSIONAL

Plotting, scheming, etc.

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That man held it in until he knew for a fact that they’d need another take anyway, and not a moment less.

Any setting where the elves have weaker booze than the dwarves isn't committing to the bit

I mean, we're talking about people whose lifespan is Yes.

"Oh, the weak wine? That is for children. I am two thousand years old, and I daresay one sip from this highball would knock you on your ass for a week."

Look, there's this weird thing people do with high fantasy where they want elves to be immortal/extremely long-lived snooty aristocrats and also somehow incapacitated by imagining the taste of salt too hard. "Orcs and dwarves have the hardest booze" no they don't, they have work in the morning! In any of these settings, elves would pregame harder than hobbits party and everyone else has shit to do tomorrow.

The average high elf builds up the drug tolerance of a mid-70s Hollywood producer and then spends three centuries studying alchemy. While humans seek immortality, the Immortals seek the elusive "philosopher's cocaine."

16-year-old Tom Riddle: Do you know anything about horcruxes? Specifically, how to create them?

Slughorn: Horcruxes? What is this for?

Tom Riddle: Fun.

So, are you "chronically late" neurodivergent OR "overcompensates for the fact that I have no concept of time by being ridiculously early" neurodivergent?

It's 2023 and this joke is still somehow even funnier than ever.

wtf is ao3

Isn’t that the sauce made from garlic and olive oil

No, that’s aioli. ao3 is that progressive politician republicans hate

No that's AOC. AO3 is that stuff diabetics gotta monitor to control their blood sugar.

no no thats A1C. AO3 is that really popular anime with the titans and the survey corps.

No that's AOT. AO3 is Mexican street corn

that's elotes! AO3 is a specific species of cactus plant that provides hallucinogenic properties to some people when ingested

Harrow: How should we cut your hair?

Gideon: Preferably with shears, but a sword could be badass.

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