Anonymous asked:

How is Sir Chonk doing?

Sir Chonk is chonking

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becausegoodheroesdeservekidneys

This man took so much longer to crack than I would have what a PROFESSIONAL

peripetyy

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Plotting, scheming, etc.

whatagrump

This was filmed at the Sheldrick Wildlife Trust, which rescues, rehabilitates, and releases orphaned elephants in Kenya (among other conservation efforts). Charity Navigator has given it a 4/4 star rating, and you can make donations here or “adopt” a baby elephant here.

rhube

THANK YOU FOR THIS IMPORTANT ADDITION.

I have enjoyed this video so much and am very happy to share ways to help the babies!!

frustratedasatruar

That man held it in until he knew for a fact that they’d need another take anyway, and not a moment less.

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kineticpenguin

Any setting where the elves have weaker booze than the dwarves isn't committing to the bit

kineticpenguin

I mean, we're talking about people whose lifespan is Yes.

"Oh, the weak wine? That is for children. I am two thousand years old, and I daresay one sip from this highball would knock you on your ass for a week."

kineticpenguin

Look, there's this weird thing people do with high fantasy where they want elves to be immortal/extremely long-lived snooty aristocrats and also somehow incapacitated by imagining the taste of salt too hard. "Orcs and dwarves have the hardest booze" no they don't, they have work in the morning! In any of these settings, elves would pregame harder than hobbits party and everyone else has shit to do tomorrow.

onion-souls

The average high elf builds up the drug tolerance of a mid-70s Hollywood producer and then spends three centuries studying alchemy. While humans seek immortality, the Immortals seek the elusive "philosopher's cocaine."

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msdanvers

So many years I had spent as a child sifting his bright features for his thoughts, trying to glimpse among them one that bore my name. But he was a harp with only one string, and the note it played was himself.

– Madeline Miller, Circe